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- The Senior Software Engineer will work for a hypergrowth SaaS scaleup.
- The Senior Software Engineer will earn £150,000 plus equity.
- The Senior Software Engineer will enjoy hybrid working in London.
- The Senior Software Engineer will be engineer first, SRE second.
- The Senior Software Engineer will have a decade of engineering experience.
- The Senior Software Engineer will work closely with the Head of Engineering on technical strategy and architecture decisions.
- The Senior Software Engineer will have agentic workflow design skills.
- The Senior Software Engineer will mentor a small team of accomplished engineers.
- The Senior Software Engineer will live and breathe startup culture.
- The Senior Software Engineer will be highly analytical and numerate.
- The Senior Software Engineer will have a stellar academic track record.
- The Senior Software Engineer will be responsible for building and maintaining highly secure, performant and scalable systems.
- The Senior Software Engineer will nurture and oversee the building of reliable data pipelines by our Data Engineering team.
- The Senior Software Engineer will get close to the product.
- Senior Software Engineer will implement microservices magic, all hosted on the Cloud (GCP preferred).
- The Senior Software Engineer will design, build, and operate production systems that leverage LLMs as reasoning engines.
- The Senior Software Engineer will orchestrate multi-step agentic workflows to complete tasks autonomously.
- The Senior Software Engineer will need the 3 Ns. Node.js, Next.js and NestJS. No joke.
- The Senior Software Engineer will be familiar with NoSQL databases.
- The Senior Software Engineer will have the vision to architect, design and build scalable systems across the full stack.
- The Senior Software Engineer will work extensively with Claude Code.
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